Celibacy
 

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, “Can you men name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began my life of celibacy...

That's a good one.:a20:

Wow!
 

OOOHhhhhh, you got me. I was getting all psyched up for a serious discussion. I seldom laugh out loud while alone. This was one of those times.

I never saw it coming either. I hope I remember it.

I'm with Carl in Tampa. I laughed so hard I shot wine out of my nose. (It had a very nice bouquet.)

Pwwwt.
Must be some serious lusty people wasting time on here.
I'm going somewhere else.

Yeah? Where?

Write if you get work.
[Ever hear of Bob and Ray?]

I read this out loud to my hubby and he just about died laughing!!! That was truly hilarious! Thanks for not starting a b****y thread about something trivial and making people negative. There is way too much of this on the forums This was so FUNNY and incredibly refreshing!
THANK YOU!!

What Dotti thread.
I was getting ready for a debate on the Catholic Church!