My Private Part died
 

MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ....)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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All I can wonder is, I sure hope they don't cremate it the following day! :o

VK2

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Ditto!!! :a20:

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OMG, He should have had a closed casket!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

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Hope a priest did not give last rites. Think the Catholic Church has had enough of these kind of problems.

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I learned that Trixie Lee, retired from the Mustang Ranch in Nevada and also a resident at the nursing home, requested a private viewing.

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It could be preserved in formaldehyde for scientific study. However, there might be a lot of head scratching while asking "What the heck is this?"

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I say, pickle the dang thing., put it in a canning jar and store it in the root cellar for the next 100 years.

You ladies are corrupting sweet lil ol me.
G O D this is fun!

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ewwwwww...I'd hate to be the archaeologist dared to take a taste of what pickles used to taste like... :barf:

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Bright, your bad your so bad! I pity all of us if Muncle decides to get even. The thought makes me cringe!!!! cold_cold

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You all are in a heap 'o trouble. Kid, is Trixie still alive???

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Nonie: Bad is fun!! He doesn't have a chance in h*** to get even.....he's outnumbered by all of these gals. Do you really think that he would take us all on? Well, you know what I mean.....b

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1rnfl 1rnfl Barb,

Yes I really think he would! Wanna bet? ;)

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I heard about this thread on chat, couldn't wait to read it.

You ladies are hilarious!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl AND VERY VERY BAD!!

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:a20: :a20: :a20: :a20: 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

VK - what were her findings? Of all the women who answered I think she would be the most qualified to know.

If she responds "yes" I am wondering which test she used and if she went to the viewing?

HB