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The Perfect Marriage !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father
sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and
said, 'Here - try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big,;I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
'Ever since that night we never had any problems.'

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
'Here-you try on mine.' He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.'

And they lived happily ever after.

Re: The Perfect Marriage !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree Ronda!! That caused a belly laugh! 1rnfl 1rnfl :a20: Good one, Golfpro.

Re: The Perfect Marriage !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

golfpro -

Hysterical -- a keeper!

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Now, why was my Dictionary . com worse then this joke?? hu? hu?

By the way, very cute 1rnfl

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Originally Posted by Nonie

Now, why was my Dictionary . com worse then this joke?? hu? hu?

Nonie, your dictionary joke was adorable. Pay them no mind. You are adorable too.

Love the joke, think I'll try that on my NEXT honeymoon. (did I say that, kidding!)