Did Bubba die in the fire???
 

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back
the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You
better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope,
ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he
brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body an d said , 'Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll hi m over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it
ain' t Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
G ome r said , 'Well, Bubba had two a-holes.'

'What? He had two a-holes?' asked the mortician.'

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
'Here comes Bubba with them two a-holes. '

Re: Did Bubba die in the fire???
 

I'll use TKRET's joke as a segue for the next joke since the subject matter is similar...

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his
wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will
give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the
meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'it's what mommy calls me sometimes.'

The little girl screams to her brother 'don't eat it, it's an a-hole.'

Re: Did Bubba die in the fire???
 

Hi gryoung,

OUCH! That's funny, though. Thanks for sharing. :2cool:
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