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Donna 07-18-2008 01:13 PM

Is it My Time Yet??
 
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the
operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she
asked," Is my time up?"

God said, "No,
you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow
lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in
front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40
years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"


God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll,
I didn't even recognize you." :yikes:

Hyacinth Bucket 07-18-2008 01:36 PM

Re: Is it My Time Yet??
 
Very good. And the moral of the story is if you want God to recognize you no changes to the face.

HB


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