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Is it My Time Yet??
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the
operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?" God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you." :yikes: |
Re: Is it My Time Yet??
Very good. And the moral of the story is if you want God to recognize you no changes to the face.
HB |
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