VPL's poem for a rainy day: (wink-wink)
 

Let a smile be your umbrella
Go walking with your favorite fella
and don't complain
we need the rain! (We do?)

Today it's America's soggiest hometown
for which we wear a water-proof crown.

For those who have saved for a rainy day
now go buy stuff for Christmas lay-away.
Lay-a-way, lay-a-way, lay-a-way, okay?
Get your stuff laid-away in the lay-a-way department.
Get laid straight away.
Don't delay.

For those of you with a dog in need
to expel something after a feed
take it for a walk in the wet-green grass
and wait for a prize to come out of its..........

Please get back to chastising us for our poor diet choices. :pray: https://www.talkofthevillages.com/fo...ons/icon12.png

Now there's an idea, poems about fast food.

:1rotfl:

:a20:

A bather whose clothing was strewed
by winds that left her quite nude
saw a man come along
and unless I am wrong
you expected this line to be lewd


Author...not me.

:ho:

There once was a monk from Siberia
Whose morals were rather inferior
He did to a nun what he oughtn't have done
And now ???????????????

Author unknown but courtesy
of my brother back in high school

A bather whose clothing was strewed
by winds that left her quite nude
saw a man come along
he gave her a thong
So she married the dude.

This is kind of funny but not for the young lady.

The country of ***** is blocked out.