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KayakerNC 05-09-2015 08:25 AM
If I Woke Up In The Morning And Nothing Hurt
 
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DougB 05-09-2015 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KayakerNC (Post 1057838)
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

DonH57 05-09-2015 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DougB (Post 1057858)
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Good one.:1rotfl:

Bay Kid 05-10-2015 07:39 AM
I would know that I didn't play tennis or pickleball yesterday.

jblum315 05-10-2015 09:08 AM
Nothing hurts when I get up. Not until about 20 minutes later. Then all day


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