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LianaB 06-16-2015 09:18 PM

Grandma's Logic
 
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee....
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks...
and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta love Grandmas.

Ecuadog 06-17-2015 08:54 AM

Excellent.

CathyandSteveG 06-17-2015 10:41 AM

love it!

MikeV 06-17-2015 12:58 PM

Ya gotta love grandmas.

ConnieNonnie 06-18-2015 08:53 AM

That reminds me of this - grandfather asks grandson
"What's that condom doing on the patio?" Grandson replies
"What's a patio?" Heehee!


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