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Bonny 07-15-2015 06:33 PM

Senior Wedding
 
I usually don't post many things you have to read, but I love this one. :D
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Senior Wedding -Two very active seniors
(Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding.
On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

Floridagal 07-15-2015 07:15 PM

Read that awhile ago. Laughed the first time and just laughed again.

DonH57 07-15-2015 07:36 PM

LOL. Great one!

Blessed2BNTV 07-15-2015 08:07 PM

Where's the LIKE button?

Bay Kid 07-16-2015 06:40 AM

Like!


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