Once Upon A Time
 

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> Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
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> The princess said, "No!"
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> And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the
> world and drove hot cars
> and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and
> hunted and fished
> and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank
> Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan
> and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and
> kept his house and guns
> and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts
> and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
> family thought he was cool as hell
> and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
> The end.