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Cletus and the Tractor

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.

With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Don't make me come and splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)

Groan. Did have to say it out loud to get it.

Reminds me of, when I was a kid and this was big: "oh, wutan asiam."

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Originally Posted by redwitch (Post 1091026)

Groan. Did have to say it out loud to get it.

Reminds me of, when I was a kid and this was big: "oh, wutan asiam."

Repeat after me. O-wah tahgoo Siam.

We didn't say ass back in those days, in Ohio anyway.