TWO OLD MEN
 

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR
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> LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST
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> NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS,
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> THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
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> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD
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> GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO
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> UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN
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> INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE
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> SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF
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> MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE
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> DIFFERENCE.'
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> THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO
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> OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR
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> BUSINESS.
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> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
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> YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
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> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
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> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL
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> THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
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> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE
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> WAS A WITCH.'
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> 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
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> 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER
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> ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN
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> SHE FARTED, FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AND TOOK
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> MY TEETH WITH HER!'