Murphy Showed UP AT MASS
 

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the
> priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never
> been seen in church in his life.
>
> After Mass, the priest caught up with
> Murphy and said, 'Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to
> come to Mass. What made ya come?'
> Murphy said, 'I got to be honest with
> ya, Father, a while back, I
> misplaced me hat and I really, really love
> that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat,
> and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also
> knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and
> figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I
> was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's
> hat.'
>
> The priest said, 'Well, Murphy, I
> notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What
> changed your mind?' Murphy said, 'Well, after I
> heard yur sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I
> didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all.'
>
> The priest gave Murphy a big smile and
> said, 'After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not
> Steal' ya decided ya would rather do without yur hat
> than burn in Hell, right?' Murphy shook his head and
> said, 'No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt
> Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat.
>






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