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sandybill2 09-07-2008 01:18 PM

"Gonna be a bear"
 
In this life, I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I can deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, Gonna Be a Bear!!

Just Susan 09-07-2008 01:40 PM

Re: "Gonna be a bear"
 
Don't think I would like the life, but I love the joke! ;D ;D ;D


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