wife's warning
 

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

'My dear husband, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!'

'Heck,' said the husband, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'

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Good one!

So funny