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2BNTV 10-07-2015 05:07 PM

Negativity
 
This is something to think about when negative people
Are doing their best to rain on your parade…
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to
go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"


"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber
River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not
only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"
Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"


He said: "Who the hell did your hair?"

2BNTV 10-07-2015 05:09 PM

Sorry admin. I thought I posted this thread in "just for fun".

Please move it when you get the chance.

Moderator 10-07-2015 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 1125775)
Sorry admin. I thought I posted this thread in "just for fun".

Please move it when you get the chance.

Thread moved.

Moderator

villagetinker 10-07-2015 07:21 PM

Thanks for a good laugh.

Callaway Guy 10-07-2015 07:24 PM

Too funny!!

Nucky 10-07-2015 07:34 PM

Love it.

jnieman 10-07-2015 07:49 PM

Love it!

DonH57 10-07-2015 07:53 PM

Excellent ! Enjoyed it. LOL.

ScorpioSquared 10-07-2015 08:44 PM

:BigApplause:

billethkid 10-07-2015 10:56 PM

I needed that!:D

Loudoll 10-07-2015 11:18 PM

That story made my night!


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