Have you tried Golfalice?
 

Remember when you were younger and use to hit the greens stiff? Well I just ordered a bottle of Golfalice that's supposed to work for up to 4 hours. And I can't wait until it get's here.
They're also working on another product for my putter.

I heard it only works if your (golf) club has a stiff shaft. And you still need the putter product to find the (golf) hole:1rotfl:

off topic
Is hitting a green stiff a local south jersey expression for an accurate iron shot or is that an expression used all over the country? I may have posted prematurely.

If the effect persists for more than 4 hours(1 round) they recommend that you have your club regripped

Actually, in that case you need to have your (golf club) shaft deflated. Does Tom Brady play golf?:1rotfl:

Now your talking about shrinkage. That's totally inappropriate. Or at the very least belongs in the "You Know it's Winter in Florida" thread.

Isn't shrinkage what happens to a championship course when it turns into an executive?

No shrinkage is when you go from a course with the big cups to one with the regulation cups.

Doesn't that apply more to the mounds (on a golf course) than the greens?

I don't drink any more

I use a senior shaft.I think I need some Golfalis.

Better try the 100 mg dose, 50 mg may not do it for you:1rotfl:

It comes in a 90 compression spherical pill with dimples all over it to make it easy to swallow. It's manufactured by Entitlist. That's why only some of us will use it.

oooops I see marketing emailed me. Apparently they renamed the product Golfalice and are working on a symbol.

That's the version for female golfers