Bailout Pork
 

My stomach is turning from all the pork that was added to the "bailout" bill.

I'm also mad as hell that I didn't "get mine". What happened to my lobbying for the fair and equal retirement of GNU'S? GNU'S want to be able to afford to retire to The Villages too!

It's just not right that all those "RICH" people can afford their $170,000 Villas! Just because they "Worked hard", "Saved their money", "Spent their money wisely" doesn't mean Gnu's shouldn't enjoy the fruits of their labor also.
I think that all of those "Rich" Villagers, all 70,000 of them, should donate $2.50 each so that a needy GNU can have the good life also.

I'll be here holding my breath until all the donations arrive.

Thank You in advance
GNU:1rotfl:

My check's in the mail.
Personally, I think you should stop holding your breath. The mail could take awhile!
:laugh:

At least you have your sense of humor!

My wife woke up from her nap and demanded that I start breathing again. I promissed her that I'd only hold it again if told me to drop dead, again.

GNU's EVERYWHERE!
 

awwww, we would love the Villages overrun with GNU's! I'll chip in my $2.50!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I noticed in all that "pork" they didn't forget the Alaskan Fishermen. Me thinks the American Public just got "porked!" :shocked:

Hey GNU, I'd be happy anytime to put in my $2.50 to help a needy GNU (or am I revealing too much about myself?...). However, I'd strongly urge that you not hold your breath! '-)