This is NO ONE we know...
 

First and foremost I have to say that this is NO ONE we know in TV. OK md is that clear enough? So, here goes:

A beautiful young blonde woman heard that milk
baths could help her stay looking young. So she
left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of
milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there
must be a mistake. Knowing she was not the most
intelligent example of her gender, he thought she
probably meant 2.5 gallons.. So he knocked on the
door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of
milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so
I can stay looking young and beautiful.
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
......
The blonde thought for a moment and said, '...No,
just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my face.'

blonde joke
 

grooooooooooan!

Double groan. We'll await MD's reply! :laugh:

Triple groan....:cus:

Do I hear a 4th? At least it's lighter than the political postings. Read some of those and all of a sudden the "just for fun" threads look better to ya.

Oh Cousin!!!! What are you doing! I will not groan as I promised never to do it....but it deserves it.....aaaaahhhhhhh

No Groans!!
 

Hi Baby, How the heck are ya. You haven't forgotten that I LOVE YOU have ya?

That is exactly who I was waiting for!:1rotfl:

Yes, Cassie, our little Kathie is a treasure.

Yes Kathie is indeed....but I was referring to DONNA...wait till she reads this little story of yours!

I hope she remembers that I said it was no one we know. I know that md can vouch for me.