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The Great Fumar 10-11-2008 03:11 PM

Are you the manager ?????
 
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he
should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels
in the ladies room."


Fumar

Boomer 10-11-2008 03:14 PM

Fumar,

I laughed out loud.

Thanks.

Boomer

Halle 10-11-2008 06:01 PM

Fumar,

I bet that's the last time you let a woman stroke your beard.

ROFLMAO

Barefoot 10-11-2008 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Great Fumar (Post 166109)
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he
should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels
in the ladies room." Fumar


Oh where did the barf icon go, when I really need to use it?

beady 10-12-2008 09:47 AM

YUK....Fumar you are bad!!!!

nONIE 10-12-2008 11:41 AM

DOUBLE YUK!!!!

Please bring back the barf icon. It is such a big help expressing ourselves in some situations!!

beady 10-12-2008 12:40 PM

Please return the barf icon...Nonie is right...it just says it all .

Blondie 10-12-2008 01:21 PM

Holy toledo...I didn't see that coming. :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


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