the indian and the buffalo
 

Subject: The Indian and his Buffalo




> >> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> >> buffalo with the other.
> >>
> >> He says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.'
> >>
> >> The waiter says,'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'
> >>
> >> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee
>
> >> down
> >> in one gulp,turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,causing
> parts
> >> of
> >> the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
> >>
> >> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand,
> >> pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
> counter
> >> and says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.'
> >>
> >> The waiter says 'Whoa, fella! We're still cleaning up your mess from
> >> yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?'
> >>
> >> The Indian smiles and proudly says, 'Training for position in United
> >> States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
> for
> >> others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.'