Neighborhood Narcissist
 

I live in Tamarind Grove, to put it very blunt. There is a man who exercises in his drive way @ 6:30 am blaring music every morning. Today this was the topper-@ 12:30 he was sprawled out on his front lawn in shorts--bare chested - stretched out in some un Godly stretched position.

This guy is a first class nut--the neighborhood refers to him as Miami Mike

We can match that in Amelia. There is a guy who parades around in the briefest of Speedos all summer long. He walks across the street from his house through the postal station to the pool and even walks his dog in this attire. Ugh!

Neighborhood Narcissist:

Every neighborhood has one, just like every village has an idiot:1rotfl::1rotfl:

Whew. Now our village and street sounds more normal now.

Not ours. It is chaste and pure.

Hi chatbrat and jojo do the guys your talking about also wear thick gold chains around their necks and flashy pinky rings. God I hate that look

From your descriptions these guys think they leave residents "breathless" when the fact is they leave residents with the impression they are "clueless

This reminds me that back home we would refer to this type as ja beeps.
What's a ja beep..think Joey Buttafucco..thinking I'm so kool while people just shake their heads and shrug their shoulders.

Always find a silver lining, and at least you and your neighbors are getting some type of entertainment and conversation..." Alice, you know what that
ja beep did this morning"

Personal Best Regards:

He must of hocked his gold since he started playing golf

I can only tell you that if someone was stretched out on the front lawn in my neighborhood, one of us would call 911 and request an ambulance!

As for "speedo" man, it is probably just a rolled up sock!!!!

Isn't that the neighborhood with all the pineapples out front, loofas on the golf carts and gold shoes at the squares?????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Imagine what everyone would be saying if these two were women!

Jezzzzzzz live and let live sounds like retirees with to much time on there hands!

Now, here is a post that is a fun way to start the morning.

(I can't find that little rolling around laughing emoticon thingy or I would put one here........I bet that guy named Golfing Eagles is hoarding all of them.)

Anyway, thanks for a morning laugh.

Boomer

I was looking after a friend's home and cat in Amelia this summer when they were away for a week.

I was driving home in my cart, when my attention was drawn to a scantily clad 'woman' working in her yard. Much of her was hidden by some bushes, As I got closer I realized it was 'speedo' guy.

I raced home as fast as I could. It was the first time I have ever had to wash my eyes out with soap.

I LOVE WEIRDOS!! They make life so much fun! :)

So who cares how anyone dresses..
It's their right to dress however it pleases them as long as they don't break any laws