Horse Auction
 

Young Jimmy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Jimmy asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Jimmy, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

Badda-bump-de-bump-tssssshhhhh!