Voted the best Australian Joke of 2008
 

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.

He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple
of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'

The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill
here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of
a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've
brought you your share.'

He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
that... So what's the other possible good news?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here
get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and
pull her up again!

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Nothing like a little black humor, Muncle. Good to see you posting! :eek:

I read this to Mr. Bright and he found it hilariously funny and laughed so hard. Great joke, Muncle!

Oh Muncle, that was totally dreadful!!! It is wonderful to see you posting though.

That almost tame compared to some of the Australian jokes on the web.
 

Muncle, good choice with this Australian joke. The ones I found on the Internet were a lot racier than this one. This one is also kind of funny in a really dark way.

Good to see you posting too.

A-1 joke!!! thanks