The Funny Husband
 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the #@(* is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Mary," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

bada-bing!

Good one!

:BigApplause:

LOL! :a040:

LOL. Some men who may say something like that would never have heard the shot!

And a week later while Mary was ironing her brassieres, her husband asked "why do you bother ironing your bras -- you have nothing to put into them". Without losing a beat, Mary replied: "I iron your shorts, don't I?"

[giggle]

Bonus points!