G.W.Bush Library
 

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:


1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to
remember anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even
have to show up.
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has
been able to find.
7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit,
they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, a and sometimes fifth visit.)
11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
complete with shooting gallery.
12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your
favorite Republican Senators.
15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball,
Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The library will feature an electron microscope to help you
locate and view the President's accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous quotes by George W.
Bush:

1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the
country.'
2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
3. 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'
4. 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between
prescription drugs and medicine.'
5. 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more
freedom and democracy - but that could change.'
6. 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
7. 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'
8. 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future.'
9. 'The future will be better tomorrow.'
10. 'We're going to have the best educated American people in
the world.'
11. 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there
are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo- op)
12. 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of
not having it.'
13. 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not
occur.'
14. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.' -
George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson

NOT FUNNY. Maybe you should all give this man some peace and quiet. Whether you agree with him or not, he is honorable and a man of character. Even his detractors in Congress agree on that.

So let's grow up here and have a little respect. Thanks.

Hahahah!
 

Very funny! :eclipsee_gold_cup:

They could also include a 'No Child Left Behind' Room. That kids face is on milk cartons all over the country. They still can't find him! :1rotfl:

I agree with Retired Guy. Let's give him some space. After all he did keep us from additional homeland terriost attacks, kept the bad guys in Guantanamo, and continued pursuing terriosts organizations.

I'd love to give him some peace , the problem being is that he took it all away.

Show some respect! It's to bad so many people refuse to think and just drink the liberal kool-aid. Any abusive remarks is what I'd expect from some of you wonderful people.

NO!
 

Sorry, but I don't respect him. He left this country in tatters! :cus:

:agree::agree: