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chuck90199 06-17-2016 09:08 AM
Important Invention
 
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas University has invented a type of bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference yesterday, after he announced the invention, a large group of men took him outside and beat the crap out of him.

Bjeanj 06-17-2016 10:03 AM
Well, you're on a roll today!

DonH57 06-17-2016 10:07 AM
Ya figured he wouldn't make it to the car!

Barefoot 06-17-2016 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1242354)
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas University has invented a type of bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference yesterday, after he announced the invention, a large group of men took him outside and beat the crap out of him.
:mornincoffee: I now have coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks for the giggle. :girlneener:

Ecuadog 06-17-2016 10:27 AM
Excellent.

jnieman 06-17-2016 10:45 AM
lol. That's definitely a man joke. Hubby sends me jokes like that in my email and doesn't understand the difference.

Barefoot 06-17-2016 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jnieman (Post 1242408)
lol. That's definitely a man joke. Hubby sends me jokes like that in my email and doesn't understand the difference.
Is this a woman joke?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

jnieman 06-17-2016 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1242510)
Is this a woman joke?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
I think that is another man joke!! (jokes men love)

BK001 06-17-2016 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 1242510)
Is this a woman joke?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Tee hee - I love it (and I know I'm going to find someway to use it) Thanks for the belly laugh.

Fredster 06-17-2016 04:38 PM
I have to say that this is the most light hearted thread
I've ever come across on TOTV!
:pepper2:


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