The italian elbow
 

THE ITALIAN ELBOW
>
> An Italian grandmother is giving directions to
> her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife.
>
>
> 'You comma to de front door of the apartamenta.
> I am inna
> apartamenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front
> door.. With you
> elbow, pusha button 301.
> I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on
> the
> right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
>
> When you get out, I'mma on the left. With
> you
> elbow, hit my doorbell.'
> >
> 'Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I
> hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
> >
> 'What . . .You coming empty handed?