The Mormon & the Irishman
 

Mormon & an Irishman

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After
the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for
a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight
attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in
disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor
touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Very Funny:pepper2: