And that extra lenght? That was kinda fun too.
 

Am I the only one who laughs out loud every time I see that commercial about EX-tends. The one with the, middle age couple, sitting side by side with a smirk on their face, talking abut "all the fun" they have had as the result of Ex-tends. At the end, he looks in the camera and says, "That extra length, well that was kinda fun too."

It is hysterical. Does it really sell the product? I can't believe that anybody would fall for that nonsense.

JLK

We think that commercial is funny, but the original commercial with the guy with the huge smile on his face constantly is even funnier.

That one with "smiling Bob" is a different product. That was Enzyte and the guy who make those tablets was just sentenced to 25 years in prison for ripping off the public.

Hey, TH, how are those pills working for you?

One thing that gets to me about all the erectile dysfunction ads is that all the guys look like they've probably done a triathlon earlier in the week and are just coming back from the gym. I guess it wouldn't be too sexy to have an obviously 60 year old balding guy with a beer gut talking about getting it on.





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Here's a puzzle.

The guy may be in jail, but I just saw a commercial on the local Fox outlet for the Enzyte stuff.

I don't know if the commercial was local or national. How can they keep on advertising it?

My! My! Kathie! Are you one of those cougars I keep hearing about?

You know, I am starting to get a little worried. You may know how paranoid I am about Mr. Boomer leaving me for Paula Deen. And now, over in that other thread, I read about how much you love to cook and how you cook Italian. And I think Italian is the only kind of cooking in the whole world that can trump Southern cooking.......Uh oh.

Boomer

Ex-tend works great!
 

Ex-tend works great! I tried it and it keeps me from rolling out of bed.

Why do they call them cougars?

:shrug:

Well, Mr. Tony, do we have to explain everything to you?

OK, then. Now, pay attention.

A cougar is an older woman who knows what she is doing. Financially self-sufficient. Independent thinking. Not looking for a good provider. She's figured it all out and she goes after what she wants. And she gets the cougar name when she is on the prowl for a younger man. A cougar is a clever, experienced huntress.

I don't think a cougar is to be confused with a sugar momma. A sugar momma is different. You know, like a sugar daddy where the charm is in just the money. In fact, I hear that there are young men now who are known as cougar hunters because they prefer the company of older women. Things are not so complicated that way.

Got it?

Boomer

Somebody else bought the company from the guy in jail! The company was fined $500 Mil by the Feds which probably put them in bankruptcy and someone else, who liked the smiley bob commercials, stepped up to the plate.

His 70 YO mother is in jail for two years also.



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(uh oh, again)

Hi Kathie,

Well you called my name to help get you out of trouble because you said that stuff about a guy "only 60" and your age. And then I wondered if you could be one of those cougars I have heard about. And then Mr. Tony showed up and started asking questions and then I had to try to define the word 'cougar' for him. Kathie, now I think I might be the one in trouble.

Boomer

And just where were cougars when . . . .

Oh, never mind.

Well, Mr. Tony, I see that my explanation of cougars was thought provoking. You seem to be getting a really clear picture now. Thank an English major.

Boomer