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Christmas Fun
It's never too early for some Christmas pun. I'll start with this.
What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's Greetings. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! |
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Missile toe! How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid! |
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Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him. |
Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log. What do you call people afraid of Santa Claus? Claustraphobics. |
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