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Yung Dum 12-03-2016 08:10 PM
Christmas Fun
 
It's never too early for some Christmas pun. I'll start with this.

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

Taltarzac725 12-03-2016 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yung Dum (Post 1329217)
It's never too early for some Christmas pun. I'll start with this.

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid!

Yung Dum 12-03-2016 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1329226)
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid!
Very good start. But............

Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

redwitch 12-04-2016 02:10 AM
Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call people afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustraphobics.


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