Catholic Humor
 

A Catholic goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been
to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is
much more inviting these days."

The priest replies "You must leave immediatly. You're on my side."