| Rapscallion St Croix |
03-10-2017 05:10 PM |
Dave the Villager
Dave walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his early eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies. The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip. He slowly turns to the lady and says:
"So, tell me..... do I come here often?
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