Sheer Fun or Duck and Cover
 

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Sheer Nightgown

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 -- the sheerer, the higher the price Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him...

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot...

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

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LOL LOL Halle!!
 

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Thanks Halle that was great!!!! I can never remember jokes to repeat it to someone else...but this one I will remember for sure lol :clap2:.

good one......GN