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Ralphy 04-23-2017 09:04 AM

Sexual activity of senior males
 
The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

graciegirl 04-23-2017 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralphy (Post 1390112)
The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.


omigoodness that was good. I had to tell it to the hubs. It was worth two coffee spits and choking laughs.

Taltarzac725 04-23-2017 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 1390120)
omigoodness that was good. I had to tell it to the hubs. It was worth two coffee spits and choking laughs.

That was funny.

Ecuadog 04-23-2017 09:41 AM

Excellent.

Carl in Tampa 04-23-2017 10:11 AM



私はそれを推測したことはありませ

Greg Nelson 04-23-2017 10:24 AM

It's called the 'law of diminishing returns'

Taltarzac725 04-23-2017 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Carl in Tampa (Post 1390157)


私はそれを推測したことはありませ

今はしばらく日本人でした。

Steve9930 04-23-2017 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralphy (Post 1390112)
The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

Now that is funny and truthful....

Carl in Tampa 04-25-2017 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1390221)
今はしばらく日本人でした。

:BigApplause:

MikeV 04-25-2017 10:47 PM

Great one. Glad I'm not Japanese.


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Chi-Town 04-26-2017 08:04 AM

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

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Taltarzac725 04-26-2017 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chi-Town (Post 1391398)
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

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If my love letters work then maybe I will not turn Japanese. My luck is that as soon as I really like a woman she feels like she has to move to Miami. Or if I am actually in Miami so to speak, to Seattle.


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