Robot For Sale
 

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A father bought a robot that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner. He asked his son what he did that afternoon.

The son replied, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slapped the son.

The son said, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching a movie." The dad asked, "Really? What movie did you watch?"

The son said, "Toy Story." The robot slapped the son.

The son said, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." The dad said, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slapped the father.

Chuckling, the mom laughed and said, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slapped the mother.

The robot is now for sale.

TOO funny, thanks.