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Taltarzac725 05-09-2017 12:47 PM

Real Life in the Movies.
 
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies--

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

Thanks to Holly Wood. 36 Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies

John_W 05-09-2017 04:09 PM

-none of the main characters ever have to go to the bathroom.

-no one ever sits at home and watches TV.

-no one ever get a telemarketing call on their phone.

-everyone wears a jacket or coat even when it appears to be sunny and 90 degrees.

-in the 1940's and 50's all men wore suits and ties with a hat, even when at home.

-the average person lives in a large studio apartment with brick walls, fancy furniture with widows overlooking the city.

-dad was usually a lawyer, doctor or businessman and wore dress clothes even when working on the car.


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