Three Old Men
 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said Brian. "You always feel like you have
to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."


"Ah, that's nothin," said Bill. "When you're my age, you don't have a
bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet
all day and nothin' comes out!"


"Actually," said Mike, "my age is the worst age of all."


"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked Brian.


"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."


"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"


"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."


Exasperated, Brian said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every
morning at 6:30...... So what's so bad about being your age?"


"I don't wake up until 7:00!"