OXYMORONS ,I'll start
 

I will order a cheeseburger, french fries and a DIET COKE

Jumbo shrimp

Nothing strange about that, I do it all the time. There is toooo much sugar in real soda. Gotta watch my calories somewhere!

Original copy

Balanced insanity. :wave:

Extra Virgin

Pretty ugly

Come on ahead and back up.

a plastic glass.

Real Imitation

Extended Deadline

Halfway done

I was in the Army, so we were taught to 'Hurry Up and Wait'. That's probably not the best example, how about Ringo's favorite "Act Naturally".

Old news.

constructive criticisms

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