Do you watch what you eat?
 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. *It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. **

1. The Japanese eat very little fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine*and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. *

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.*Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


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Oh Thank Heavens, Barefoot and I were worried for a second that we were seeing a reincarnation.

I watch every bite

Thank Heavens. :girlneener:

105 year old woman