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Taltarzac725 10-25-2017 08:36 PM

Run Silent, Run Deep.
 
The silent fart.


An elderly couple was attending a Christmas concert in the Villages, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Edjkoz 10-25-2017 08:38 PM

Too funny ν ½νΈ‚

kcrazorbackfan 10-25-2017 08:40 PM

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manaboutown 10-25-2017 08:56 PM

Have I heard this one before?

DonH57 10-25-2017 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 1466621)
The silent fart.


An elderly couple was attending a Christmas concert in the Villages, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

LMAO. Excellent. Always enjoy a good fart joke!

Bay Kid 10-26-2017 07:29 AM

My poor Dad! He can't hear s___.

Taltarzac725 10-26-2017 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bay Kid (Post 1466734)
My poor Dad! He can't hear s___.

Funny reply. My sister-in-law-- number 2-- told me this while we were at Bonefish Grill last night. I have four sisters-in-law but this was the last one I thought I would hear a joke like this from. This counts 2 ex-wives. Not mine but my two brothers.

We got Bonefish Grill a little noisier than before.


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