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chuck90199 10-28-2017 08:58 AM

Two Friends Meet In Heaven
 
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the lounge watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA:I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every cupboard and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer —we’d both still be alive.

Taltarzac725 10-28-2017 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuck90199 (Post 1467498)
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the lounge watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA:I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every cupboard and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer —we’d both still be alive.


That is an oldie but goodie.

CFrance 10-28-2017 10:15 AM

Good one!

dewilson58 10-28-2017 11:03 AM

:bigbow:

mixsonci 10-28-2017 11:10 AM

really cute

Bay Kid 10-29-2017 07:36 AM

Thank you


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