Global cooling
 

FACT...the earth has cooled for the past ten years in a row

FACT...Al Gore claims that carbon emmissions are bad because they
trap hot air near the surface of the earth


Based on these facts I predict:

ONE...By the year 2020 all of the USA, CANADA and MEXICO will be
covered with ice

TWO...The only food available will be Polar Bear meat and Fish

THREE...Sarah Palin will run for President on a three promise platform
FIRST she will promise to allow open season the year around
on Polar Bear hunting

SECOND she will promise that all public schools will teach ice
fishing

THIRD she will promise to prevent Al Gore's new corporation
called "ICECAP AND TRADE" from raising three hundred million dollars
by selling "CARBON DEBITS". Gore now claims carbon emmissions
are good because they trap hot air to reduce the freezing air.