Mistletoe
 

A man is traveling home for Christmas through one of the busiest airports. It's crammed full of people, luggage everywhere, delays, the full 9 yards. He is NOT in a very good mood.

After waiting in a very long line, he gets up to the check-in desk, where he sees the perky clerk in a Santa's hat and mistletoe hanging over the counter area.

That was the last straw. He lost it: "This has been the worst day of my life, and if you think I'm going to kiss you because there's mistletoe up there, you're nuts!"

The perky clerk replied, "Oh, that mistletoe isn't there for you to kiss me. It's there so you can kiss your luggage goodbye!!)

"We" have mistletoe up all year round..............Never sure what I have to kiss any given day.

:shrug:

Whew. I thought it was going to be another one of those sexual harassment articles.

I sat down and cried when I read one about Santa.

Perhaps a body part?:evil6:

Love it dewilson58, you are our resident Don Rickles just a little bit more subtle. Just keep the mistletoe off your belt you'll be fine. ;)