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CFrance 01-15-2018 09:19 PM
A Senior's Dilemma
 
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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

dbussone 01-15-2018 09:24 PM
At least a good bottle of scotch did not go to waste. Oh wait, did I miss your point?


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CFrance 01-15-2018 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1505834)
At least a good bottle of scotch did not go to waste. Oh wait, did I miss your point?


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Ha ha! No, I love scotch--best not to endanger a good bottle.:p

Abby10 01-15-2018 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1505829)
I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Thanks for the laugh. After a long day, this was a nice way to end it. :thumbup:

CFrance 01-15-2018 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1505842)
Thanks for the laugh. After a long day, this was a nice way to end it. :thumbup:
Glad to be of help!:wave:

Ecuadog 01-16-2018 12:44 AM
Yeah... I've got a bike like that too.

Boudicca 01-16-2018 07:56 AM
Thanks for sharing a good lol moment

Dr Winston O Boogie jr 01-16-2018 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1505829)
I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Now that's funny. Thank you.

jsw14 01-16-2018 12:31 PM
Now that I'm done Laugh'in, I'm glad U found UR way back Home & not the ER.... :thumbup:


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