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jsw14 02-06-2018 06:04 PM

Train Ride
 
After a tiring day, Emily settled down in a seat on her train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice.

“Hi sweetheart. It’s Gavin. I’m on the train.

“Yes, I know it’s the 6:30 and not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting.

“No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss.

“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life.

“Yes, I promise, cross my heart.”

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When Emily, exasperated, had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, “Gavin, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”

Red-faced and absolutely shocked, he shut off his phone and didn’t say a single word for the rest of the train ride.

Gavin doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer. And Emily finally got some well-deserved shut-eye.

CFrance 02-06-2018 06:15 PM

I love it!:evil6:

Ecuadog 02-06-2018 07:00 PM

Yes. Thanks.

fw102807 02-06-2018 07:15 PM

TOTV needs a like button

Abby10 02-06-2018 08:55 PM

Good one, jsw14!

Bay Kid 02-07-2018 08:03 AM

Ha ha

Taltarzac725 02-07-2018 08:54 AM

I would have trouble explaining that one if I had been Gavin.


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