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CFrance 02-13-2018 09:39 PM

Evolution of man--opinion from both sides
 
A little girl asked her mother,
“How did the human race appear?”


The mother answered,
“God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.”


Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.


The father answered,
“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”


The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
“Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”


The mother answered,
“Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

Abby10 02-13-2018 09:49 PM

Smart mother.....lol

Taltarzac725 02-13-2018 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1514924)
A little girl asked her mother,
“How did the human race appear?”


The mother answered,
“God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.”


Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.


The father answered,
“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”


The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
“Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”


The mother answered,
“Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

I really like that one. :MOJE_whot:

Ecuadog 02-13-2018 10:16 PM

Love it.

Nucky 02-13-2018 10:41 PM

CFrance deliver's again. I'm using that one tomorrow. LOL

Mrs. Robinson 02-14-2018 05:11 AM

Keep 'em coming!

Bay Kid 02-14-2018 08:31 AM

Good one

fw102807 02-14-2018 08:37 AM

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

MorTech 02-14-2018 12:25 PM

LOL!

Maybe the little girl should have asked Mom.
"How did God appear?"

That would have been fun :)


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