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jsw14 02-15-2018 10:10 AM
Hotel Room
 
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open... and that's a maintenance issue."

Abby10 02-15-2018 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jsw14 (Post 1515288)
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open... and that's a maintenance issue."
Hope your wife doesn't see that one - you'll be in NOTHING but big trouble! :laugh:

Ecuadog 02-15-2018 07:26 PM
Even my wife laughed. Thanks.

Bay Kid 02-16-2018 08:26 AM
Thanks!

CFrance 02-16-2018 02:39 PM
Good one!

BK001 02-16-2018 03:09 PM
Excellent -- I didn't see that coming. LOL


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