Living in TV is hilarious
 

On my news email this morning there was a story about a man stealing an ambulance from the ER because he was tired of waiting and right under that a complaint about dogs dancing at the town square. You can't make this stuff up! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

You are absolutely right. I love living here. The drunks and the younger old, they keeps things hopping. Never a dull moment....EXCEPT when posters write over a thousand words.............

Is there an extra charge for that? Who does the counting?

Yeah. The Villages and TOTV is regular laugh riot!

Dogs dancing in the Square?
please tell me what you read

A Villager told the Amenity Authority Committee on Wednesday morning that dogs should not be allowed on the dance floors at the town squares.

Villager said the squares should be reserved for people.

It was in the Villages News this morning

thank you
I'll need to think about this. I don't have a dog in this fight.

Why would you want your dog to be in that situation anyway. It could get stepped on.

August 2015 remember this ? You right - you just can't make this stuff up.

"You know its hot outside when a sweet little ole line dancer lady, punches another dancer in the face........"

Was there one dog bothering a lot of people or was it a gang sneaking up on many people?

Did at anytime the dog ask you for your name or little card we all hand out to perspective golfing buddies?

It was dogs from a South American country in a group...some called them a gang. They had a number...what was it..I think something like Kay- nine. Little mutt in a Sombrero was the leader...(I tried to spell chiwawa.) Name was George but pronounced differently.

Did the dog have alcohol on his breadth? I know it's presumptuous of me to think you got that close but we are friends now so you may feel at liberty to answer.

No, just on his width.

I think it's because the dog didn't know the dance steps.