Make a caption!
 

Reading the Sun paper today, saw this picture. Then (oddly) thought of captions:

1. No no! it's not in your ear - in your EYE!
2. Can't hear you, Did you say you just went #2???
3. What? That's the finger you give in YOUR country?

Any ones from YOU????

No, don't think about it...just pull my finger.

See No Evil Hear No Evil (1989) Kiosk Scene - YouTube

See No Evil, Hear No Evil clip. But it does not work with two people as with this picture.

Listen to me Vinny, Tell them I'll BID $1 million dollar's for that Paint'in in the frame.......